I bartended for years in some of the swankiest bars around and I’ve seen rich people.

Screw your Amex centurion card for amateurs, to hell with your Chase Sapphire preferred.

Those cards are for peasants and fops!

The grand daddy of the the grand daddy is the JP Morgan Palladium Card.

The card itself is made of 1oz of pure Palladium with the JP Morgan in 24 karat gold.

The card itself is worth about $1000 in precious metals.

You can’t apply for this card.

You can’t beg for this card.

They don’t give a damn about your perfect credit score.

They send you this card when you have $25 million or more in JP Morgan’s private investment bank.

They call it “The card for the 1% of the 1%.”